What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the cat start laughing?
How do you compliment a cat?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?