What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
A Blockbuster.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What vehicle works the hardest?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?