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Grease!
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What do you call an old snowman?
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What do you call a hike across the universe?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What school subject really rocks?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
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What car always breaks the rules?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
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What food is a man's best friend?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why don't ostriches fly ?