Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
What's the world's weakest animal?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do bees say in the summer?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?