What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?