Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What is sand's favorite movie?
When should you start writing a book?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?