Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why do bees gossip?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?