What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What time does everyone love to drink?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Which computer won the talent show?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you give a sick pig?