What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call a flying police officer?