What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where does a camper keep his money?
How are teens like cats?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?