What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?