Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?