What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why are trees always so positive?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the salad say to its dad?