Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What did the stair machines call each other?