Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
Which animal should never work for the government?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a priest's favorite food?