Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?