Do you have the best ceiling?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the rug say to the floor?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?