What job did the corn on the cob get?
Cash-ear.
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What type of animal does well in the cold?