What did the paper say to the pencil?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do trees say when autumn comes?