Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever BUGS them.
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What animals love to close envelopes?