What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What time does everyone love to drink?