What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How do you arrest a pig?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What is another name for a cow?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?