What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
A sand crab.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Which former US President was always cold?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What sound does a witch's car make?