What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
How long do chickens work?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
How do automobiles fly?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?