Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?