Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Because he had a strong will-debeest.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?