Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?