Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What sport do horses love to play?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?