What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?