Which big cat never tells the truth?
A lie-on.
What's the scariest letter?
Which fly makes films?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Which cats love to be petted?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?