Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call hiking college students?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What sport do horses love to play?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?