What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
When do cows get tired?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's the slowest 5k?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?