What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
The Prontosaurus.
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did March say to the madness?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why do cats love to work?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?