What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Which family member has tusks?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What shape is bad at driving?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How much money does a skunk have?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?