Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What animal has the most fun?
What is the coolest country?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?