Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why was the bunny upset?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the mother rope say to her child?