Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
It's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Which singer could always break a five?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How do you talk to a giant?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What animal has the most fun?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?