How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What fish loves to play in a band?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Where do horses reside?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?