How does Moses make his coffee so great?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?