What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What animals make the best baseball players?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.