Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
How do you get to Tooth Island?