Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Where does cheese invest its money?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call a silly hill?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What's the saddest part of the week?