What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?