Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
How do horses navigate at night?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?