Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
That bird won't stop squawking.
How do automobiles fly?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?