Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
What animal has the most fun?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you call octopus twins?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why do dogs run in circles?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What's a henway?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What's the biggest moth in the world?