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Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
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Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
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Which former US President was always cold?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
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Why was the cat so small?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a short cow?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?