How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What dog never pays attention in class?