What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?