Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
How do you get to Tooth Island?