Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the barber win the race?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What country has the most fish?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do little monsters call their mother?