How do snowmen get information?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What is the coolest country?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did spring break up with winter?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?