Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why do rhinos charge?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?