Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's the politest month?
What did summer say to spring?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?