What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
How do birds threaten one another?
What is another term for the price of gas?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What kind of car does a chicken have?