What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Do dads always snore?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What are you studying in math?
What does the sun drink out of?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call a tired tree?
Which tree can't stop crying?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Families are like fudge.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?