What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
A gift bag.
What famous scientist will try anything?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do math teachers eat?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?