Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Which insect makes the best father?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?