What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Pears.
What kind of bird can write?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?