What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Pears.
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the confused bee say?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What day do hands always go to church?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Which insect makes the best father?