Which animal is the best at trying new things?
A guinea pig.
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why is sand so optimistic?
How was the wedding?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What siblings are always sad?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?