What's red and smells like blue paint?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?