Why do cows make great bakers?
Because they are great at making cow-pies!
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What is the smallest lion?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why do librarians never make plans?