What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the fish blush?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?