What are the strongest days of the week?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What animal floats best?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?