What did the antelope husband call his wife?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's the most masculine animal?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?