What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
How do bears keep cool?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?