Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?