What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why are goats so funny?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How does a witch play loud music?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call a greedy elf?