What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?