What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's the politest month?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?