How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?