What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why was the cow afraid?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why was the math book sad?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What animal styles their hair every day?