Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Which president loved to take baths?