What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?