How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why was the spider so smart?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?