What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Where do chips wear socks?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.