What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?