Why did the mountain cry all the time?
It was dealing with an avalanche of emotions.
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?